Category Archives: Humor

For all humor stories (a la Plop!) that don’t fit into the continuity on any of the Earths.

Super-Team Family: Goose Egg Hour

by Steed703 and Doc Quantum
Super-Team Family: The Five Earths Project
Buddy Baker is just out shopping with his wife when a giant frog attacks Los Angeles! And who should come to his aid but a walking, talking turtle? Will any member of his team even believe his story long enough to help them stop the menace of Frogzilla in its tracks? Don’t miss this titanic team-up of Animal Man and Guy Gardner of the Conglomerate of Earth-One, and Fastback and Yankee Poodle of the Zoo Crew of Earth-C!

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Super-Team Family: Goose Egg Hour, Chapter 2: Piggyback Ride

by Steed703 and Doc Quantum Return to chapter list Los Angeles, Earth-One: A green-glowing figure, rocketing through the air at incredible speed, came to a stop on the Los Angeles rooftop where Buddy Baker had been waiting. “All right, Baker,” said Guy Gardner, doing an unintentional impression of John Wayne. “Where’s this giant fr–?” SWAK! . . .

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Super-Team Family: Goose Egg Hour, Chapter 1: Talking Poodle

by Steed703 and Doc Quantum Return to chapter list Los Angeles, Earth-One, July, 1986: Buddy Baker was passing the time window-shopping at a store with his wife Ellen, having left the kids with neighbors for the day. Suddenly, she turned to him and said, “You know, sometimes I stop and think how crazy it is . . .

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Plop! A Christmas Travesty

by Drivtaan
Plop! The Five Earths Project
It’s mere hours until Santa Claus must begin his Christmas Eve journey delivering presents all around the world, and all the reindeer are sick! Who should come to the rescue? Why, none other than Ambush Bug! No, seriously.

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Plop! A Christmas Travesty, Chapter 2: No Witnesses

by Drivtaan Return to chapter list Flash forward to Christmas Day: “I said I was sorry,” Ambush Bug says. “What more do you want?” “Sorry? Sorry?!” Santa is livid. “15,396 reported kidnappings in one night… ‘I’m sorry’ doesn’t cover that.” Ambush Bug tugs on his antennae. “You told me no witnesses.” “You moron,” Mrs. Claus . . .

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Plop! A Christmas Travesty, Chapter 1: Reader’s Choice

by Drivtaan Return to chapter list Santa Claus is at his wit’s end. Christmas Eve is less than a day away, and every reindeer at the North Pole is in the infirmary. “Mrs. Claus,” he says to his wife, “what are we going to do?” “I wish you wouldn’t do that,” she says as she . . .

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Captain Carrot and the Zoo Crew: The Sinister Selfies

by T Campbell
Captain Carrot and His Amazing Zoo Crew
Doctor Hoot has been the Zoo Crew’s main bad guy for a while now, but all of his failed schemes have been too short-sighted. What if there was a way to exploit the modern obsession with smartphones, social media, and selfies? As Captain Carrot and the Zoo Crew find themselves blindsided by another attack from a team of super-villains, could they be missing Hoot’s true goal? How can even the greatest heroes of Earth-C overcome a foe who has found a way to make mind-control go viral? Guest starring a villain from the world of Monsters, Inc.! And introducing Whirlybird — is she villain or hero?

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Captain Carrot and the Zoo Crew: The Sinister Selfies, Chapter 15: Flawless

by T Campbell Return to chapter list “It beggars the imagination,” murmured Rex Imperium, the next day. “The world saved, not by a hero, not by a ruler, but by one of the pettiest and least successful ‘villains’ in Hoot’s venal entourage.” Rex had retreated to his lair in T’Bet, where the monks who served . . .

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Captain Carrot and the Zoo Crew: The Sinister Selfies, Chapter 14: Celebrity of the Age

by T Campbell Return to chapter list “We’re licked,” said Abra, or, more accurately, Abra’s spirit. Her spirit was on the astral plane, while her body went limp in Rubberduck’s grip. There was no point to further fighting; she didn’t know where Doctor Hoot was in the building, and already she almost wanted to surrender . . .

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Captain Carrot and the Zoo Crew: The Sinister Selfies, Chapter 13: Hoot Reigns Supreme

by T Campbell Return to chapter list “–celebrity of the moment!” came Rova Barkitt’s voice from Rex Imperium’s armor. Alley-Kat-Abra sat with him and listened, while Pig-Iron noshed on the broken glass at the side of the building, and the others trained to work in concert. Teamwork didn’t come so naturally to them. Rodney Rabbit . . .

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Captain Carrot and the Zoo Crew: The Sinister Selfies, Chapter 12: Whirlybird Revealed

by T Campbell Return to chapter list “Today, the enemy of your enemy is your friend,” pronounced Rex Imperium. “And we have a common enemy… friends.” “Hoot,” summarized Captain Carrot, sizing these potential “friends” up. “In the White House. He’s been getting an image out on TV and major websites, and seeing it makes everyone . . .

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Captain Carrot and the Zoo Crew: The Sinister Selfies, Chapter 11: Don’t Look

by T Campbell Return to chapter list President Barack O’Llama drummed his hoof on the desk. “And you’re sure the effect is universal? Just about anyone who sees this image becomes… shall we say… enlightened to the notion that Doctor Hoot knows what’s best for the United Species and the world?” “Indeed, sir,” said the . . .

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Captain Carrot and the Zoo Crew: The Sinister Selfies, Chapter 10: Change We Can Believe In

by T Campbell Return to chapter list “Fighting me, that’s gonna be a problem for you,” said Chester Cheese, shutting his eyes tight; they were useless against this opponent, anyway. “Alley-Kat-Abra’s been teaching me night-fighting moves. If you don’t know what those are, I’ll explain, using visual aids and tactile stimulation.” “Nice bluff,” came Randall . . .

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Captain Carrot and the Zoo Crew: The Sinister Selfies, Chapter 9: Whoogle Doodle

by T Campbell Return to chapter list “Talk to me, folks. Sergey Bruin is really against the idea of this. He won’t even look at the concepts for it. I want to know if I’m being crazy.” Hairy Sage, the marmoset co-founder of Whoogle and now its CEO, was standing in front of a short . . .

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Captain Carrot and the Zoo Crew: The Sinister Selfies, Chapter 8: Pep Talk

by T Campbell Return to chapter list Please don’t take this the wrong way, Earth-C, thought Captain Carrot as the Starhopper‘s engines went silent, and it settled into geosynchronous orbit. You’re great, really. I just need a little space. Times like this, it was good for his overall mental health that he could make himself . . .

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