Category Archives: Humor

For all humor stories (a la Plop!) that don’t fit into the continuity on any of the Earths.

DC Universe: Something Wacky This Way Comes, Chapter 6: Drivtaan’s Master Plan

by Drivtaan Return to chapter list I blink and find the Teen Titans staring at me. “Sorry about that,” I apologize. “My mind seems to have wandered for a bit.” “For a bit?” Aqualad says. “You’ve been standing there with that blank look on your face for almost ten months!” “Really?” I ask. “It seems . . .

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DC Universe: Something Wacky This Way Comes, Chapter 5: The Beginning of the End

by Drivtaan Return to chapter list So, I’m in a large, stark-white room that’s as empty as a blank page. The big question, of course, is where the heck am I? There are no doors, and I don’t see any windows, yet I get the feeling that someone, or several someones (hopefully), is following everything . . .

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DC Universe: Something Wacky This Way Comes, Chapter 4: The Host Versus the Legion

by Libbylawrence and Blackwolf247 Return to chapter list The Chocolate Baron stroked his beard and frowned as he found a remnant of a wholesome dessert pie. He licked his lips and turned to his allies. “The three of us should be able to handle him,” he said. “I have studied his past exploits, and I . . .

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DC Universe: Something Wacky This Way Comes, Chapter 3: Illegal Immigrants

by Libbylawrence, Comickook and Brian K. Asbury Return to chapter list Meanwhile, back at the ranch (someone had to say it), the Host of Badness enjoyed their evil plans by displaying evil glee via rubbing their hands together and chuckling in typically malicious pleasure. Topsy-Turvy Man was pacing back and forth and gazing down at . . .

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DC Universe: Something Wacky This Way Comes, Chapter 2: The Host of Badness

by Libbylawrence, Brian K. Asbury and Comickook Return to chapter list A strange figure was talking to himself as he made his way to a ranch in the farmlands outside Midvale. He was the studious type, with a wrinkled suit and horn-rimmed glasses. He clucked to himself in apparent disapproval as he walked to the . . .

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DC Universe: Something Wacky This Way Comes, Chapter 1: The Legion of Funk

by Starsky Hutch 76, Martin Maenza, Blackwolf247 and Brian K. Asbury Return to chapter list In the Legion of Doom headquarters, Lex Luthor was looking very smug. “You look happy, Luthor,” Gorilla Grodd said as he lumbered into the conference room where Luthor sat at the table with his feet propped up. “I am,” Lex . . .

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Captain Carrot: The Coming of Carrot Girl

by Drivtaan
Captain Carrot: The Five Earths Project
When Rodney Rabbit’s sixteen-year-old cousin Carol comes for a visit, he has no reason to expect trouble… until she eats one of his cosmic carrots, transforming her into Carrot Girl! But with the fearsome Solar Squid on the loose, can Captain Carrot handle both this villain and a headstrong teenager at the same time? Or does Carrot Girl have what it takes?

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Captain Carrot: The Coming of Carrot Girl, Chapter 2: Never You Mind

by Drivtaan Return to chapter list Meanwhile, back at the Los Antelopes County Jail, the Solar Squid wiped the last remnants of biscuit and gravy from his beak with his napkin, popped the napkin in his mouth, and replaced his breathing apparatus. Reaching out with his mind, he found and made mental contact with the . . .

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Captain Carrot: The Coming of Carrot Girl, Chapter 1: Sidekicked

by Drivtaan Return to chapter list Los Antelopes County Jail, 4:00 AM: “Your archaic detention facilities shall never hold me!” Almost every law-enforcement agent in the complex grabbed his or her head as the threat reverberated in their brains. It didn’t take a genius to realize where the telepathic threat came from — the Solar . . .

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Chowcase: Santa Claws: The Christmas Rescue

by Drivtaan
Chowcase of Earth-C: The Five Earths Project
When Santa Claws has to make an emergency, he receives help from a most incredible source.

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The New Dogs: The Alpo-kolips Affair

by Drivtaan
The New Dogs: The Five Earths Project
A hero finds himself a pawn in a wager between two opposing forces when OMAK, the One Moose Animal Kingdom, is sent to Alpo-kolips to reach the fortress of its lord and master on a secret quest. But even the fearsome Barkseid dreads what will happen if OMAK arrives, and he does everything he can to keep him away. Guest starring Mister Miracollar and several of the New Dogs!

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The New Dogs: The Alpo-kolips Affair, Chapter 2: The Hungry Dogs

by Drivtaan Return to chapter list OMAK awoke to find himself trapped in a metal box with only his head showing. Inside the box, his hooves were trapped in manacles. As he gave one a tug, testing the strength of his restraints, a jolt of energy shot through his whole body. He screamed. “It appears . . .

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The New Dogs: The Alpo-kolips Affair, Chapter 1: The Arrival of OMAK

by Drivtaan Return to chapter list The universe is a coin with two sides, yet unlike a coin with a head or a tail, the universe has a positive and a negative side. It was in the negative side of the universe that the nightmarish world of Alpo-kolips hung in the blackness of space. From . . .

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Plop! The Lecture

by Dave Barnowski
Plop! The Five Earths Project
An old joke gets new life as Cain questions the audience at a lecture on the supernatural.

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Plop! Justice Society of America: One Night Before Christmas

by Drivtaan
Plop! The Five Earths Project
The classic Christmas poem retold — JSA style!

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